The Big Cats of the Dating World

Yes that's right, at one time or another, most of us have at least heard the word "cougar" mentioned. But what is a cougar? For that matter, what do the other big cats represent? Well, here's a nice comprehensive list, information courtesy of Urbandictionary.com:

Puma - An attractive woman in her late 20s or early 30s. She is a pre-cougar/urban cougar.

Cougar - an older woman who goes after younger men. Generally in her 40s, but can range from 30s - 50s, and commonly thought of as still somewhat attractive for her age. Her prey consists of men commonly aged 25 or younger.

Leopard - Similar to a cougar, but much classier. Doesn't necesarily prey on younger men, but is more independent.

Jaguar - A woman 50+ that preys on younger men.

Lioness -  A woman 60+ that preys on younger men.

Kitten - Woman who likes to date older men, usually around 10 years older or more.

Cheetah - A man who likes to date younger women. male version of a cougar.

Neko - Me. I get a category all to myself. :3 Neko is Japanese for "cat". Koneko is Japanese for "kitten".

And actually this whole research project was spawned from a random realization I had the other day. I realized that I would absolutely love to wear a collar around my neck with a little bell on it. I would feel like the cutest damn thing in the world, lol! Yeah, well, I hope this has been very informative.