By Popular Demand: Let me tell you about my life as a SEX SLAVE that enjoys giving blowjobs and gangbangs in my free time

If I had free time, apparently this is what I'd be doing.

Trololol!

In reality:

I only WISH my life were as interesting as Chelsea Handler's. Her books are amazing. "Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea" was one of the best books I've ever read.

I'm currently reading "My Horizontal Life", which is her collection of one-night stands. This girl is hilarious! I cant go more than 10 pages without laughing out loud! She's an alcoholic, a sex-addict, and a pothead, yet it's sooooo funny because her personality is amazing! (Okay, and she has an unhealthy love for midgets.) One plus side to being sick is that I finally have some time to read again, and this is really a nice treat! ^_^

I like to imagine that I live vicariously through her.

Update: Just finished "My Horizontal Life," which ends with her giving up on her wild crazy excapades and actually considering forming more serious relationships. I didn't see that one coming! But I guess it is a book and books generally have some sort of conclusion, don't they? Well, now I guess I should move on to my next book: Catalyst, which is a Sci-Fi book about cats in space. Yeah, my taste in books is pretty diverse.....